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[短篇] 笑话二则

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笑话二则

1 小丽跟朋友逛街,在前面店前看到一位衣着靓丽,姿态高雅,一动不动站在那儿的女子。小丽边走近边笑道:这模特太逼真了,不近看还以为是真人呢!然后“模特”嘲他们俩翻个白眼进店了…

2 上课的时候,坐我旁边一哥们睡的特爽,这时他的手机响了,他也慵懒的接起来,还闭着眼睛在那里说说笑笑,然后老师也不讲了,全班都停下来听他在那里讲电话,差不多一分钟后,可能是他朋友问他在干嘛,他一下睁开了眼睛,突然站起来大喊了一句:擦,我还在上课。。我还以为是做梦。班上瞬间就沸腾了。
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