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笑话五则

笑话五则

1.甲:谁能形容一下CPU,内存和硬盘的关系?? 乙:你是cpu内存是碗硬盘是锅,你吃饭时直接用碗,但是东西是从锅里盛出来的。”

2.我虽然做不了有钱人的后代,但我一定要做有钱人的祖宗。

3.夏天来了,天气热了,一群大雁往北飞,一会儿排成个S字,一会儿排成个B字……

4.你看,人世间总有那么多的事情让你伤感:阴晴圆缺,悲欢离合,阳痿早泄。

5.傻子偷乞丐的钱包,被瞎子看到了,哑巴大吼一声,把聋子吓了一跳,驼子挺身而出,瘸子飞起一脚,通辑犯要拉他去公安局,麻子说,看我的面子算了。
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