[短篇] 笑话几个

肚里就不会长虫了！
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the
water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

一位父亲打算让自己的儿子知道酒精有多么可怕。他把分别把两只虫子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做对比。清水里虫子安然无恙，结果威士忌里的虫子蜷缩了几下就挂掉了。"所以，儿子啊，"父亲问道，"得出什么结论？" "恩，这说明，你只要喝酒的话，肚里就不会长虫了！"
以后谁打我我就打谁
我家姑娘前几日报一个跆拳道班，今天跟我说：爸爸我练到黑带以后谁打我我就打谁。
我说：千万不要和小朋友打架。
她说：包括你在内。
我保证不告诉他们！
骑电动车载着儿子摔了一跤，我就跟他说回家不要告诉爷爷奶奶我们摔跤了。
儿子说,妈妈我保证不告诉他们！
结果回到楼下我锁车！他上楼就开始喊！奶奶，奶奶刚刚我妈妈骑车带我摔跤了
妈妈还不让我告诉你们！
我……
儿子！说好的保证呢！