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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:清晨的粥比深夜的酒好喝,骗你的人比爱你的人会说
2:欺凌的本质是什么?作为加害人的学生?老师?学校?这些都不是本质,本质是更恐怖的东西,那不只存在于教室,也存在办公室公司家庭里,存在国家的各个角落,多数派自然被认为是正义,意见相搏的就会被排挤,欺凌的本质是气氛。
3:儿子向老婆要零花钱,未果,儿子急眼了,朝着她喊:妈你是最漂亮的了,说话又温柔,腰还很细……(省略n个字) 最后,老婆烦不胜烦,掏钱递给他了,谁知小家伙说:算了,骗来的钱还是不要了!
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