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[短篇] 荤笑话两则

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荤笑话两则

1 某男去买避孕套,店里只有黑色的和米老鼠形状的两种,他买了黑色的,结果晚上套破,其妻怀孕,生下一子,肤色甚黑。其子长大后一日问其父:“为何我的肤色这么黑?”父曰:“你没长得像米老鼠已经算幸运了。”

2 特朗普走访日本,安倍给他安排了一名小姐,晚上行房时,小姐一直在喊一句日语,虽然特朗普听不懂,但更兴奋了,也更卖力。第二天特朗普与安倍打高尔夫,特朗普一杆进洞,欣喜之下他情不自禁喊出昨晚小姐喊的那句日语,只见安倍疑惑地说:“没错啊,是这个洞啊。”
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