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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、世界末日来临,一妙龄女子不甘心地哭叫:“我这么年轻,许多东西还没能享受,我要尝尝当女人的滋味!”
  这时一健壮的男子走到她面前脱下衣服,露出浑身肌肉,问:“你真想当一次女人?”女子羞答答地低下头:“是的。”
  男子把衣服扔到女子手中:“去把这衣服给老子熨好。”女子:...

2、孩子一岁,那天我看他蹲在床上使劲,我一个箭步过去,眼看粑粑都出来了,一咬牙,伸手接住了,好险,差点洗床单!

3、甲:“你家不是雇用了一个女仆吗?为什么自己还在这里洗衣服?”
 乙:“我已经跟她结婚了。”

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