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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、“悟空,中午吃的什么啊?”
“师傅,中午我和老沙吃的红烧肉,怎么了师傅?”
“没事,为师就是问问!为何到现在也没看到八戒?”

2、“轰隆!”一声巨响,吓了唐僧一跳,抬眼望了望,指着山下修路炸碎的石头说:“悟空,你妈炸了。”

3、月黑风高夜,大明独自在公路收费站值夜班,突一阵阴风!伴随低沉的发动机轰鸣,只见一辆黑色轿车缓缓停在收费口,大明抬头定睛一看!驾驶座没有人!!
惊惶失措的大明赶忙抬起栏杆放行!黑色轿车缓缓驶过……
后来呢?
后来……车缓缓驶入了“开封府”。
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