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冷笑话一则

程序员加班回到家，母亲递过一碗刚煮好的饺子，程序员十分感动，接过去就大口吞进一个饺子，突然脸色不对，把饺子吐出来大喊：
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
char a[50];
cout << a <<endl;
system("pause");
return 0;
}
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