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[短篇] [欢笑2018]笑话4则

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[欢笑2018]笑话4则

1、高中的时候,有一天上晚自习,结果班主任没来,班里就炸开了。没想到校长大大来了,而且悄无声息从后门进来的,进来就不得了了,对班上教训一番!班里于是就安静了。这还没完,发现校长又从前门进来了,他点点头:你们班比隔壁班好多了,刚刚那个班吵死了!
2、A同学:“我告诉你噢,我从小到大一直都是三好生”
   B同学:“哦?!”
   A同学:“读书别人比我好,外表别人比我好,家庭条件别人比我好的学生”
   B同学: “NMB......”
3、记得上初中的时候我们班有个男同学早恋了,他被班主任叫到门外去谈话。经过一个晚上自修时间的门外谈话交流,班主任大人终于明白了自己30多岁一直找不到女朋友的原因。
4、养狗不要帮狗起名“哈哈”,我家邻居有个老奶奶,养了条哈士奇,她以为是哈开头的,就叫哈哈吧。今天她狗走丢了,老奶奶特着急,在小区四处找,到处喊狗的名字,就哈哈,哈哈,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.....
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